You got Gnome served!

[Sybill]

Sybill looked on with a stern and passionate look in her large, saucer-like, piercing blue eyes, gazing upon the vile Horde. Her friends of the Genome project lay defeated and exhausted at the feet of the enemy. Ninwyn would hack out, "Cough cough.. S-Sybill.. These Horde are TOO SKILLED for us.. cough cough..We average gnomes have two left feet....only YOU can defeat them! Only YOU can save Gnomergan! Cough cough.. Do it Sybill! Save our people!" With a bold nod Sybill will acknowledge her fallen leader, "Shhh, be still, darling.. I shall take it from here.." and with that she charges forth toward the Horde scum. With a leap and a twirl she'll land before a large orc, busting a radical dance move. "BLARRGH!" the orc will yell, "I can't keep up with her rhythm and FABULOUS dance steps! I'm done for!" the orc will then stagger back and collapse. Lowering her awesome shades she'll glare at the rest of the enemy group, "Who's next, darlings?" A goblin and tauren would jump into the fray, busting their own moves. Syb would stand fast, unflinching and raises her hands high and thrusts her hips from side to side, preforming a mind-blowing dance move that causes both Tauren and Goblin to collapse in defeat. One by one the evil orc dance troop fell before the might of Sybill's rhythm and graceful moves until at last their leader was all that stood. "A troll.." Syb would grind her teeth in disgust, knowing trolls are exceptional dancers. The troll would move fast, flipping on his hands, twirling, kicking, preforming some real gnarly moves. Sybill would stagger back, falling to a knee, "Nnngh.. d-darlings.. his moves are so awesome...so fast...I..can't keep up.." Ninwyn would cough out, "nnngh.. S-Sybill, you can do it! You're the BEST dancer in ALL OF AZEROTH!" Tintsy would chime in, "Y-yes Sybill, you're also the most fabulous dresser as well!" finally Gidget would add, "You're also more beautiful and better than me at EVERYTHING you do!" With a nod Syb would look back and stand up, "Thanks darlings...I'm ready!" the dance off would be fast, graceful, beautiful--yet deadly. It would rage on like a high energy rave throughout the night until at last Sybill's bodacious dance moves laid the troll to rest: Death by sheer awesome. All of Genome would shout for joy, chanting Sybill's name. The High Tinker himself would soon approach, "Sybill, due to your perfect taste in fashion, superior beauty, and AWESOME dance skills, I name YOU Queen of Gnomergan! Lets hear it for Sybill!" The gnomes would all cheer for their new queen.. but their cheers would shortly turn into the buzzing of a gnomish alarm clock.....


....She would then wake up.

Her eyes will flutter as she stretches her arms and yawns, "Yaaaaawwn, what a wonderful dream!"

--The End

(Any and all use of Ninwyn, Tintsy, and Augidget don't really count.. this was just a dream sequence anyway )